My mouth, oh, my mouth

Oh, my mouth, it hurts so terribly bad. I wonder what in the world it could be. Will it ever stop this hurting so bad-e-ly? Oh, how I hope it will be. I doze off just bar-e-ly, and all of a sudden I jerk with a wake of sharp shooting pains throughout my tongue. It's GOT to stop, GOT to stop! I tell-e-you! 'Ever heard of it? 'Ever heard of it I ask? There is one thing I know of, and it's no fun I say, oh, no I have no desire to have it at all. No desire whatsoever at all!!

Well, my sweetie is here, now, you know, and he will make it all better.